When the chaos dies down and you're sick of canned food, what will your long term plan be?

Jello + Tuna = Entree!

Posted on October 9th, by Kathy in Recipes that Never Expire. 1 Comment

The post-apocalyptic world doesn’t have to be depressing if you look at it the right way.  For example, there’s all kinds of stuff sitting on the shelves in those abandoned grocery stores that are still edible and will be for a long time!  All you need are a few recipes to take advantage of them.  For example, there’s always room for Jello AND it never expires.  So pick up a box of lemon or lime jello, a couple cans of tuna, a jar of green olives, and add some fresh ingredients from your Zombie Victory Garden.   TA DA! – you have Ring Around the Tuna “a beautiful, jewel-like entree salad for your luncheon or buffet table” straight from the vintage pages of “Joy of Jello.”

Watch Leah prep this entree, and even taste it!  She gave it a “3 Bite Rating.”  After you’ve made your own, let us know what your rating is!


Quick! Plant Something! Issue 1: Raised Beds

Posted on October 1st, by Kathy in Uncategorized. 1 Comment

It’s our first issue AND IT’S FREE!! Check it out!

Don’t forget to mouse over the pages to find “hidden” easter egg links.


Zombie Salsa Earrings

Posted on October 1st, by Kathy in Jewelry. Comments Off on Zombie Salsa Earrings

Garden salsa is SO MUCH better than store bought and these earrings provide a friend to share it with! Tomatoes, peppers and zombies will remind you of fresh veggies year round!

This salsa is made out of lampwork green peppers, fimo tomatoes, howlite skulls, and green crystal and red bead accents. Approx 1.75″ long (not including ear wires). All earrings are on stainless steel wires (hypoallergenic) so everyone can wear them!

$15 per pair + $2.95 shipping

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)


2 Carrot Earrings

Posted on October 1st, by Kathy in Jewelry. Comments Off on 2 Carrot Earrings

Not sure what to wear after the apocalypse? These 2 carrot earrings are just the thing! We’ve hand picked peruvian ceramic carrots from Antwerp. Now you’ve got a friend in the gardening business!

They really are made out of handmade peruvian ceramic carrots, metal flower tops, and copper accent beads. Approx 1″ long (not including ear wires). All earrings are on stainless steel wires (hypoallergenic) so everyone can wear them!

$10 per pair + $2.95 shipping
(when was the last time you got anything that was “2 carrots” for $10?)

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)


Strawberries Creme de Zombie Earrings

Posted on October 1st, by Kathy in Jewelry. Comments Off on Strawberries Creme de Zombie Earrings

Nothing is better on a hot summer evening than fresh strawberries and cream. These earrings keep you thinking of the garden year round with a little extra je ne sais quoi.

This delicious pair is created from lampwork strawberries and howlite skulls. Approx 1.5″ long (not including ear wires). All earrings are on stainless steel wires (hypoallergenic) so everyone can wear them!

$15 per pair + $2.95 shipping

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)


Rosey the Gardener Earrings

Posted on October 1st, by Kathy in Jewelry. Comments Off on Rosey the Gardener Earrings

Need help in your victory garden? Just like Rosie the Riveter, Rosey the Gardener says “We can do it!” She’ll help you get your work done AND make you look good doing it!

Rosey is created out of handmade peruvian ceramic skulls, metal roses, and shiny red beads. Approx 1″ long (not including ear wires). All earrings are on stainless steel wires (hypoallergenic) so everyone can wear them!

$12 per pair + $2.95 shipping

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)


Rose Garden Earrings

Posted on October 1st, by Kathy in Jewelry. Comments Off on Rose Garden Earrings

Perfect for a dramatic evening out, long but light weight so they won’t weigh you down while fighting off or running from zombies.

Fimo roses, howlite skulls, red beads and gold colored metal base create this beautiful ensemble. Approx 2.25″ long (not including ear wires). All earrings are on stainless steel wires (hypoallergenic) so everyone can wear them!

$15 per pair + $2.95 shipping

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)


Arti-choked Earrings

Posted on October 1st, by Kathy in Jewelry. Comments Off on Arti-choked Earrings

If pink isn’t your favorite color, we do offer custom Arti earrings in a variety of other colors. Please contact us and let us know what you’d prefer and we’ll do our best to make it happen!

Arti is made out of lampwork artichokes, howlite skulls with crystal accents. Approx 1.25″ long (not including ear wires). All earrings are on stainless steel wires (hypoallergenic) so everyone can wear them!

$15 per pair + $2.95 shipping

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)


A-Maize-ing Earrings

Posted on October 1st, by Kathy in Jewelry. Comments Off on A-Maize-ing Earrings

We want you to look a-maize-ing both before and after the zombie apocalypse. AND, as we all know, corn saved the pilgrims, so we’re planning on it saving us from post-apocalyptic starvation too!

Peruvian ceramic beads with crystal accents. Just under an inch long (not including ear wires). All earrings are on stainless steel wires (hypoallergenic) so everyone can wear them!

$10 per pair + $2.95 shipping

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)