When the chaos dies down and you're sick of canned food, what will your long term plan be?

Category: Clothing

ZAF Gardening Apron

Posted on December 29th, by Leah in Clothing. Comments Off on ZAF Gardening Apron

Only $10!

This all around gardening apron can be used for all sorts of things! With three divisional pockets across the front, you can hold seed packets, gardening tools, your local survival map, and ipod of zombie killing or gardening music! It can be removed and used to clean up spills, zombie gook, and you can wipe your dirty hands on it because, of course, it’s machine washable. Printed on black poly / cotton twill, this apron is durable and heavyweight (7.5 oz). And it wouldn’t be proper Zombie Apocalypse Farmer attire without the international ZAF badge printed on the left side. The apron itself measures 23″w x 11″h. Get yours so you’re prepared for anything!

We’ve also had people order these to use as cash aprons at events like Free Comic Book Day and Comic Con! The uses are endless!

Just $10 + $3.95  FREE shipping

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)

 


Save Me First! Hoodie

Posted on October 15th, by Leah in Clothing. Comments Off on Save Me First! Hoodie

$22 + $8 SHIPPING!! Only one 2XL

Want to ensure you’ll be among the first to be rescued (if rescue comes at all)? Wear your skills on your sleeve… okay your back… with your very own Save Me First hoodie! The back reads “In case of Zombie Apocalypse: Save Me First! I’m a Farmer” and the front gives you a very official ZAF (Zombie Apocalypse Farmer) badge. These chocolate brown hoodies are full front zip, 9 oz weight and super comfy. Not only will this keep you warm during early planting and late harvest seasons, but it may be the extra coverage you need to avoid being scratched or bitten while defending yourself.

Sizes

X-Large $22.00 USD
XXL $22.00 USD

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)


Save Me First! Women’s t-shirt

Posted on October 15th, by Leah in Clothing. Comments Off on Save Me First! Women’s t-shirt

JUST $15 INCLUDING SHIPPING!

Want to ensure you’ll be among the first to be rescued (if rescue comes at all)? Wear your skills on your sleeve… okay your back… with your very own Save Me First shirt! The back reads”In case of Zombie Apocalypse: Save Me First! I’m a Farmer” and the front gives you a very official ZAF (Zombie Apocalypse Farmer) badge. All printed on a chocolate brown, women’s cut, v-neck shirt to give you the comfort and style you need to look great while gardening and fending off the undead.

$11 each available (plus $4 shipping) in Small through X-Large (also available in Mens sizes)

Sizes

Small
Medium
Large
X-Large

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)


Save Me First! Men’s t-shirt

Posted on October 15th, by Leah in Clothing. Comments Off on Save Me First! Men’s t-shirt

JUST $15 INCLUDING SHIPPING!!

Want to ensure you’ll be among the first to be rescued (if rescue comes at all)? Wear your skills on your sleeve… okay your back… with your very own Save Me First shirt! The back reads”In case of Zombie Apocalypse: Save Me First! I’m a Farmer” and the front gives you a very official ZAF (Zombie Apocalypse Farmer) badge. All printed on a chocolate brown, crew-neck, pre-shrunk t-shirt for only $11 each sizes Med-XL plus $4 shipping.  Remember, even though you can do laundry now, after the undead rise, you’ll want something that hides both dirt and gore! (also available in women’s sizes)

Sizes

Medium $11.00 USD
Large $11.00 USD
X-Large $11.00 USD

(If you live in CO, you will be charged 2.9% sales tax)