When the chaos dies down and you're sick of canned food, what will your long term plan be?

Tag: Jello

Jello Shots to Health in the Post-Zombie Apocalypse

Posted on February 10th, by Kathy in Post-Apocalypse Happiness Tips, Recipes that Never Expire. Comments Off on Jello Shots to Health in the Post-Zombie Apocalypse

Are jello shots the answer in a post-Zombie Apocalypse World?  Here’s a recipe that says “Yes!” sort of.  We start with jello and honey to soothe our throats, and then add alcohol for a little extra kick.  Leah likes it so much she dances!  We’re feeling so much better here at ZombieVictoryGardens.com!


Taste Testing Results – Jello Dishes

Posted on November 7th, by Kathy in Recipes that Never Expire. Comments Off on Taste Testing Results – Jello Dishes

Leah makes the most expressive faces when she’s trying our new recipes! Here’s a quick recap of how well (or not) she liked the Rainbow Tuna Ring with jello, tuna, and veggies, the Supreme Dessert with jello, peaches and Dreamwhip, and Polynesian salad made from spam, rice, orange jello, sprouts, celery and water chestnuts. If the colors of these dishes don’t cheer you up, and the taste is questionable, at least you’ll get some laughs.


Dream Whip + Jello + Peaches= Dessert

Posted on October 16th, by Leah in Recipes that Never Expire. Comments Off on Dream Whip + Jello + Peaches= Dessert

Part of surviving after the Zombie Apocalypse is having a cheerful attitude, and dessert can definitely help with that! Here’s “Supreme Dessert” from “Joys of Jello.” All the ingredients are things you’ll find in a post-apocalyptic grocery store. Just be sure you’ve got a cow at home so you can add that 1/2 cup milk to the Dream Whip! (We’ll be posting instructions about how to milk a cow later on!)


Jello + Tuna = Entree!

Posted on October 9th, by Kathy in Recipes that Never Expire. 1 Comment

The post-apocalyptic world doesn’t have to be depressing if you look at it the right way.  For example, there’s all kinds of stuff sitting on the shelves in those abandoned grocery stores that are still edible and will be for a long time!  All you need are a few recipes to take advantage of them.  For example, there’s always room for Jello AND it never expires.  So pick up a box of lemon or lime jello, a couple cans of tuna, a jar of green olives, and add some fresh ingredients from your Zombie Victory Garden.   TA DA! – you have Ring Around the Tuna “a beautiful, jewel-like entree salad for your luncheon or buffet table” straight from the vintage pages of “Joy of Jello.”

Watch Leah prep this entree, and even taste it!  She gave it a “3 Bite Rating.”  After you’ve made your own, let us know what your rating is!