When the chaos dies down and you're sick of canned food, what will your long term plan be?

Tag: Molly the Cat

Jello Shots to Health in the Post-Zombie Apocalypse

Posted on February 10th, by Kathy in Post-Apocalypse Happiness Tips, Recipes that Never Expire. Comments Off on Jello Shots to Health in the Post-Zombie Apocalypse

Are jello shots the answer in a post-Zombie Apocalypse World?  Here’s a recipe that says “Yes!” sort of.  We start with jello and honey to soothe our throats, and then add alcohol for a little extra kick.  Leah likes it so much she dances!  We’re feeling so much better here at ZombieVictoryGardens.com!


Lunch is Served in the Post Apocalypse Kitchen!

Posted on December 18th, by Kathy in Recipes that Never Expire. Comments Off on Lunch is Served in the Post Apocalypse Kitchen!

Zombie Apocalypse Farmers need good food fast, so we’re introducing this recipe made from ingredients that never expire.  Cheesy Salmon Ramen Noodles will hit the spot after the apocalypse – if not before!   Learn which is better – fresh or canned spinach, and a little about miniature cows for providing milk after the Apocalypse.  It gets a ringing endorsement from Leah, who says “It doesn’t make me want to spit it out.”   Mmmm..Mmmm..Good!


Ramen Trail Mix!

Posted on November 23rd, by Kathy in Recipes that Never Expire. Comments Off on Ramen Trail Mix!

Presenting Ramen Trail Mix for that pick me up you need now and after the Zombie Apocalypse. Beef Jerky for protein, Peanut M&Ms for color and quick energy,craisins and dried apricots for vitamin C, and ramen for…well because the recipe book was called “101 Things You Can Do With Ramen.”  Write us and we’ll send you some if we haven’t eaten it all!


Spam Victory Buns

Posted on October 24th, by Kathy in Recipes that Never Expire. 1 Comment

Here’s a great meal to celebrate your victory over the Zombies – Spam Victory Buns!  Not only does the sodium content in the Spam replace everything you sweated out running from the Zombies or working in the garden, it’s also got that retro comfort food taste….with a little bit of pet-foodishness thrown in.  See how Leah and Molly like Spam, eggs, mayo, and velveeta cheese.


Dream Whip + Jello + Peaches= Dessert

Posted on October 16th, by Leah in Recipes that Never Expire. Comments Off on Dream Whip + Jello + Peaches= Dessert

Part of surviving after the Zombie Apocalypse is having a cheerful attitude, and dessert can definitely help with that! Here’s “Supreme Dessert” from “Joys of Jello.” All the ingredients are things you’ll find in a post-apocalyptic grocery store. Just be sure you’ve got a cow at home so you can add that 1/2 cup milk to the Dream Whip! (We’ll be posting instructions about how to milk a cow later on!)